Albion Environmental Limited

The Green Thing

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that
 she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good
 for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We
 didn't have the green thing back in my day."
 
 The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former
 generation did not care enough to save our environment."
 
 He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its
 day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and
 beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be
 washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles
 over and over. So they really were recycled.
 
 But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day.
 
 In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an
 escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the
 grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every
 time they had to go two blocks.
 
 But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day.
 
 Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't
 have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an
 energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts – wind and solar power
 really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their
 brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
 
 But that old lady is right, they didn't have the green thing
 back in her day.
 
 Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in
 every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief,
 not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they
 blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines
 to do everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item to send in
 the mail, They used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not
 Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn't fire up an
 engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower
 that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need
 to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on
 electricity.
 
 But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then.
 
 They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of
 using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water.
 They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen,
 and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away
 the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
 
 But they didn't have the green thing back then.
 
 Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode
 their bikes to school or walked
 instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. They
 had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to
 power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget
 To receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in
 order to find the nearest pizza joint.
 
 But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the
 old folks were just because they didn't have the green thing back
then?

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